So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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