That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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