You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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