I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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