I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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