is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just blew my weed a kiss
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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