Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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