How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
