You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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