I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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