Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.