I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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