How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.