I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize