I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You coming home soon, man?
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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