i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
