he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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