You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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