You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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