So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
home. puking in laundry basket.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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