I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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