Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He did a backflip because drugs
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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