I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would punch a child for taco bell
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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