Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My vagina is officially offended.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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