Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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