I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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