he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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