it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.