By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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