i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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