my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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