It's Friday. Sex?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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