Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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