Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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