You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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