So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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