I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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