Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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