is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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