Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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