Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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