Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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