Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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