Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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