he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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