your room smells of hookers.
And success
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
and you fell through a lawn chair
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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