i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
please don't ironically join a cult
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