Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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