would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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