I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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