Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize