As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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