I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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