do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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