Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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